An Adventure in Old Internet Memes
Presented without (much) comment.
Bolded text indicates cognates in all three columns; italicized text indicates cognates which were missed in the false translation. Not all such cognates are marked; notably, Moskau / Moscow, hey, ha, and ho are unmarked because they appear so often.
| buffalax | original German | translation |
|---|---|---|
| Moskau! | Moskau | Moscow |
| Enter the Hymen Store! | Fremd und geheimnisvoll | Foreign and mysterious |
| Two men are scorched and burned! | Türme aus rotem Gold | Towers of red gold |
| Kite me a sign! | Kalt wie das Eis | Cold as ice |
| Moskau! | Moskau | Moscow |
| Don’t worry Bill is dead | Doch wer dich wirklich kennt | But who really knows you |
| There lies the toy opened | Der weiß, ein Feuer brennt | The white, a fire burns |
| Indians are high. | In dir so heiß | in you so hot |
| Theyre sucking dick. | Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser | Cossacks hey hey hey raise the glasses |
| Hey, they let you play, son. | ||
| If they show up, up time to be served! | Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön | Natasha ha ha ha you’re pretty |
| Somebody, hey hey look at this ladel! | Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben | Comrade hey hey hey to life |
| ‘Cause I’m going through the hay to your home! | Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho | To your health, Brother, hey, Brother, ho |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Billy is a handyman! | Wirf die Gläser an die Wand | Throw the glasses against the wall |
| Porcelain is the surest plan. | Russland ist ein schönes Land | Russia is a beautiful country |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Dinah Steeler is too loose. | Deine Seele ist so groß | Your soul is so big |
| Castro it’s the time to lose! | Nachts da ist der Teufel los | At night when the devil’s loose |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Please respect the caviar. | Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar | Love tastes like caviar |
| Rangers end up pissed in tar! | Mädchen sind zum küssen da | Girls are there to kiss |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Come and dance and love the fish! | Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch | Come, we dance on the table |
| Mister Disco summoned it! | Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht | Until the table collapses |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Moskau! Moskau! | ||
| Don’t you think i’m cool in tights? | Wodka trinkt man pur und kalt | He who drinks vodka pure and cold |
| Cause it’s made of yarn and hide. | Das macht hundert Jahre alt | Is made a hundred years old |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Page is in the Naga’s Lair. | Väterchen dein Glas ist leer | Father, your glass is empty |
| Dokken yells out “it’s not fair” | Doch im Keller ist noch mehr | But there’s still more in the cellar |
| They’re sucking dick! | Kosaken hey hey hey hebt die Gläser | Cossacks hey hey hey raise the glasses |
| Hey, they let you play, son! | ||
| If they show up, up, time to be served! | Natascha ha ha ha du bist schön | Natasha ha ha ha you’re pretty |
| Somebody, hey, hey look at this ladel! | Towarisch hey hey hey auf das Leben | Comrade hey hey hey to life |
| Cause I’m going through the hay to your home! | Auf Dein Wohl Bruder hey Bruder ho | To your health, Brother, hey, Brother ho |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Billy is a handyman! | Wirf die Gläser an die Wand | Throw the glasses against the wall |
| Porcelain is the surest plan. | Russland ist ein schönes Land | Russia is a beautiful country |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Dinah Steeler is too loose. | Deine Seele ist so groß | Your soul is so big |
| Castro it’s the time to lose! | Nachts da ist der Teufel los | At night when the devil’s loose |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Please respect the caviar! | Liebe schmeckt wie Kaviar | Love tastes like caviar |
| Rangers end up pissed in tar! | Mädchen sind zum küssen da | Girls are there to kiss |
| Moskau! Moskau! | Moskau, Moskau | Moscow, Moscow |
| Come and dance and love the fish! | Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch | Come, we dance on the table |
| Mister Disco summoned it! | Bis der Tisch zusammenbricht | Until the table collapses |
| Ha ha ha ha ha, hey! | Ha ha ha ha ha, hey ! |